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submitted my ambitiousbutrubbish-yo

"Do you know how many calories are in that?"

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“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

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When school is out for the summer.

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AT FIRST:

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BUT THEN:

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My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:

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When you’re watching your FAVORITE tv show and someone walks in and says: “Oh, I hate that show.”

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Why are you alive?

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When you really like a song but you don’t know the lyrics yet

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and you try to sing along

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Sam: Hey George, how ya doing? Are you ready to come down, huh?George: It’s not George, it’s King George. You know that, we’ve discussed this.Sam: Yes, my mistake. King George, are you ready to come down? Come on, my lord.George: I just need to remove some of this so there I can see.Sam: Okay, do me a favor. Shut that thing off, come down here and meet my partner. You’ll like her, she’s a thinker.George: I just…I can’t climb back down without dropping this. You know you break it, you buy it.Sam: Fine, I’ll buy it. You know what? She’ll buy it…

Sam: Hey George, how ya doing? Are you ready to come down, huh?
George: It’s not George, it’s King George. You know that, we’ve discussed this.
Sam: Yes, my mistake. King George, are you ready to come down? Come on, my lord.
George: I just need to remove some of this so there I can see.
Sam: Okay, do me a favor. Shut that thing off, come down here and meet my partner. You’ll like her, she’s a thinker.
George: I just…I can’t climb back down without dropping this. You know you break it, you buy it.
Sam: Fine, I’ll buy it. You know what? She’ll buy it…

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"Fake it ‘till you make it."

Andy McNally

Normally, I’m a harsh fanfiction critic. I read it and automatically judge it because the characters didn’t even minutely resemble the ones I love so much on the tv screen. This fanfiction though, was brilliant. I could see the story happening in my mind, and the way the author portrayed the characters was simply superb.

READ IT.

"All I saw was my man, coming to get me to take me home."